i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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