I'm drive I can fine osifer
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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