Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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