if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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