Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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