I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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