Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
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what are you doing with your life
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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