Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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