i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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