Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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