Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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