just come out here and I will go home with you...
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
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