Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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