At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
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