so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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