So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Randomize
