My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Randomize
