I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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