brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
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