id be glad to
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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