Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Is her dick bigger than yours?
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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