she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
My dick has a subreddit
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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