I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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