I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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