I want to have your abortion
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
cat food counts as protein by the way
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
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