I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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