Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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