office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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