Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I'm too high and old for this...
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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