Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Randomize
