GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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