All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
