that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
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