it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
It's just like the Real World with babies
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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