Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
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