so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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