Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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