have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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