Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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