He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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