i permit you to call me
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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