Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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