But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Randomize
