When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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