How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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