She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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