Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Randomize
