And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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