Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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