i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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